Well, OK, then, I will! In fact, I will be part of a teen education program at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Sunday, January 27 from 1-3pm where I’ll be speaking about my experiences as a freelance illustrator, in particular, the work I did creating the poster/puzzle featured in the museum’s Family Map. (Other tricks I know, – which I may or may not perform at the event – include sitting, rolling over and playing dead.) Regardless, it will all be accompanied by an array of, if I may say, quite fetching images. I believe a visit to some of the museum’s galleries and some sort of on-hands drawing workshop are also involved. It’s free and open to teens 11-18. Find out more and sign up here. And there’s a Facebook page for you to like, too. C’mon! I won’t (totally) bite.